Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Project 365 Day 153: If Kelly Kapowski and AC Slater Procreated

While Adam and I were on a 17.5-mile bike ride tonight, we paused to take a picture of this sign, which we've noticed many times due to the fact that it contains the names of two of the main characters in a TV show with which any self-respecting child of the 80s should be familiar: Saved by the Bell. Aah, the memories: Would Screech ever get Lisa to go on a date with him? How long would Jessie stay addicted to caffeine pills? (Turns out, about half an hour, minus commercial breaks.) And, of course, would Zach and Kelly be together forever? *sigh*

Anyway, one of Kelly Kapowski's love interests in the first season was A.C. Slater. In the second season Zach Morris won over Kelly and Slater started dating Jessie Spano, but one of the burning questions of our time remains: What if Kelly and Slater had gotten married and had a child named Nevada Starchild? (Don't ask why Starchild. Adam came up with it and even he doesn't know why.) Obviously, the result would have been this road sign. Which ended up existing anyway.

In summary, I apologize for this post.

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